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2007-01-21T02:27:00.000-08:00

hey hey.
ok this shall be a dam special post.
as... i am advertising for my brothers online shop.
Go visit, the dresses are nice and cheap, with nice pants for young girls and blouses with look really special. Most importantly, its imported from Korea.
And so the website is http://allyourdress.livejournal.com/
the gallery is http://pics.livejournal.com/allyourdress/
If u want order tell me :) Its safe, as its through me wat.

Anyway, back to my old life.
Today was rather interesting, for the fact that i learnt that laser pointing at there does cause sperms to die. There was this guy who kept pointing laser at his there, and he used a metal can to reflect the radiation back to him. Yeah, very creative.

And on friday, there was this woman who came to me and nowelle once again asking for donations. She was kinda like a bitch with a halo. She kept pestering nowelle for money after she know the fact that i really did not bring my wallet. And then her eyes sounded like "eh wth lah give 2dollar also cannot meh? see ur wallet so fat comfirm got money wat" Anyway for the halo part , she looked rather keened on donations.
Im feeling rather now accomplished as i kind of settle the class tee thing. The supplier shall be art serve, jersy, for 22dollars. Auntie say got give me discount can. As for the design, it will be 3 cartoon character with a 2l in front. Rather special for a shirt.

2007-01-15T03:30:00.000-08:00

"Oh look! A new home for us!"

"Wats that blade below us?"

*click*

There goes the eyes, mouth, brain and scales flying all around.

CHEE BONG WHICH BASTARD DOES THAT.
And his name is the one and only Marco Evaristti.
The reason i know his stupid name is because he put goldfish into blenders and invites people to press the buttion.
It happened in 2000, yah yah yah count me outdated *yawns*
How would he like if i put him in the blender :)

And and. The best thing is that he just liposuctioned his fats off and made them into meat balls.
and invited people to eat it.
yeah. so maybe his fat. But seriously does he have to make people eat it. EAT MY SHIT LAH.

And please kindly help do 2L's decoration.

2007-01-11T02:40:00.000-08:00

my 2007 new year resolution:

1)Get my life in a much slower pace (hate it when some ah mahs walk really slowly in front of me , and making me look like a motorcycle cutting lanes in a jam) and pace meant slowly~~real~~sloowww.
2)Get my studies right.
3)i am seriously trying my best to make the teacher put me off the naughty list. Teachers usually has unsettled business with me. Why? *shrugs*

Watched the news yesterday, and the NKF durai guy was there. Bloody hell. Cheat our money. oh yea and back to the times where i remembered i was like so enthusiastic to help find donations for NKF.
Since he like gold so much, throw golden taps at him and curse that he get kidney failure.

Anyway, to continue the previous post. Cancel the fuck, 2L's fun. Cancel the bong and get a
chee :) Geddit?

2006-12-29T02:40:00.000-08:00

CHEE BONG IM GOING TO 2L

Ya ya ya that wasnt a very good start to the post.
its a long time since a blogged.
OH FUCK i just cant help thinking about it.

anyway there was this asshole who went up to me and asked if i wanted to donate. And i dam politely said no thank you. And he was bloody pissed and stood in front of me yakkering lots of retarded whys.

Eh bloody hell lah its not like i said fuck off or kick his balls rite? I said no thank you in english and in a polite tone. Hell does he dun understand or just plain stupid. And then when it looked like he was on the verge of raping me, Ben appeared and saved me =.= He was a head taller then me and big and muscular.

2006-12-12T00:28:00.000-08:00

its been 12 days since i blogged.
and this is the wonderful 39th post.

off to the topic where i went to east coast park yesterday.
went with ben ,venecia, nowelle and tau pok.
sadly, yun xuan's new name is tau pok.
cycled all the way to the one end of east coast park
it was like dam cold and romantic especially with leaves falling all over you.
does anyone here noes the food centre at east coast park?
cause its now officially my favourite food place.
their carrot cakes nice, lots of satay, its near the beach
and their chin chow is dam addictive.
i ate like 2 and half of bowls of it and im craving for more now.
they should create a chin chow delivery. you call and they bring it.
and we went to tm later, visiting ji zhen working in the shop yellow.
man, yellow sucks. her boss was like staring at her when they noe we noe her.
if not for ji zhen in it, i wouldnt have even stepped in the shop.
cheapskate bosses who thinks by paying $3 per hour they just bought a slave.

anyway, i just cut my hair.
and i got this feeling to kill myself right away.
man its soooo dam short. i miss my fringe.
and why didnt anyone tell me that the play boy logo was a rabbit.
i sacarsticly thought it was a rabbit that look real spastic.

2006-12-02T06:28:00.000-08:00

haah happy 38th post, blog!!
just came back from outside. went out with ks.
i bought a pants and it doesnt freaking fits.
CHOU AUNTY COME KAY KAY WITH ME told me that the pants fitted me.
And u noe wat ? I FUCKING HAD TO SUCK MY ASS IN TO GET MY ASS INTO THE PANTS
Curse you no business forever.
waste my money, but oh well im going back to the shop and demand another much bigger pair for me. If she doesnt exchange with me, i shall ask all my brothers to burn your shop down.
i learnt guitar today and my fingers are hurting so badly.

2006-11-28T19:20:00.000-08:00

hi everyone.
im back to post. ok i hate starting of posts.
haha. on moneday was fun~~
had ed farewell party awwww it was rather sad.
but during the amazing race, i skipped around orchard road like a lunatic shouting i love siuting and mengyu =.=
we got 4th leh. not bad upon 5 teams la.
great. i seriously dun noe wat to post.
ok let me continue the nxt post.
to be continued.

continued.
yes haha i noe wat to blog.
i went to jayce blog and guess wat i saw.
a survey. if tats wat u call it.

1) name thirteen friends who come straight to your mind.don't cheat and read the questions first.

2) answer the questions

3)then tag 6 ppl to do the same.(i dun understand wat this means, so i shall ignore it)

(p.s the 1s are kinda like a draw cause i m not to0 sure too)
1.yun xuan
1. nowelle
2. karyn
3. jaycelyn
4. josephine
5. kiat shing
6. charis
7. clement
8. grace
9. yin soon~~
10. yi jing
11. fat jo
12. rainie~~~~~~ :)
13. ji zhen

Questions:
1. how did you meet 10?
i met him in my school

2.what would happen if you never met 1(s)?
then my fashion would suck.
ed would be boring
i cant watch 终极一班了

3.what wld you do if 6 and 2 dated?
i shall rent for them the dvd of Just My Luck theres such a show rite？

4. have you seen 4 cry?
Nah shes too hard core.

5. do you think 10 is cute?
... How do i say this, in a kind of way？

6. how did you get to know 8?
Met her in school

7. would you ever go on a date with 12?
Seriously i didnt purposely put it at num 12 ok!---gurantee yes la.

8. what is 7's favourite colour?
Black i tink.

9.what would you do if 6 confesses that he/she loves you?
Just my luck.

10.state the facts about 9.
Hes kinda called pimpy by me
is josephines mother
face diesease
very gently but very wen rou ok?

11.who is 4 going out with?
-secret-

12. who is 5 to you?
kinda like my brother and my fren :)

13. would you live with 13?
hell no.

14. is 2 single?
yup yup u interested arh?

15. wht do you think abt 3?
shes great as a FREN
i empasised on the fren for a reason, so mind you.

16. wht's the best thing abt 8?
shes dam funny in a retarded and innocent way.

17. what do you like about 11?
basically nothing and never, but i shall give him face and like his name.

18. favourite memory with 6?
the whole year in the same class for goodness sake.

Gosh and i just realised dam lots of blogs are being ranted by self proclaimed clever
anonymous(s)
i mean like who will be so stupid or rather, clever to go to other people blog and scold tat person and in the end getting scolded even more by their frens.
tat would be some loser wouldnt it?
cant they just put their own name and admit they wrote it?
Its either they have no clothes to wear or they realised we noe the ugly fact about they getting rape when they were babies.
Its not like we hate the name anonymous its just that you guys say bad things and deny ur idenity its like u getting raped by a masked man. you wouldnt like that would you?
so please for the sake of everyone and ur own dignity tag with your wonderful name and mind your grammer.(all taken from my frens blogs)

Laden: You are so ugly, ur mother thought you were a treasure, and he wanted to BURY you. =)
ratings:
inovation-good
grammer-good
(this is kinda a good insulting posts. however it gives me the feeling hes a retarded childish clown. So for heavens sake please dun insult ur own I.Q instead of others)

anonymous: A slut! Nothing can escape from me, I hate to admit but i am glad for you. HE is leaving. Serve you right!
inovation-lousy
grammer-not bad but have mistakes.
(note that when you use a comma the nxt letter is still a small letter.Its serves you right btw. Lousy tag cause it doesnt interest me to read on further. so this anonymous should retire and write a book about sluts, a long and boring one.)

black nin soviet: hey #4 lover ass ****ty guy n cant believe ur gurl as vulgar as u sigh wad a group of asses hahas gracey boyy go n **** her la if u got time talk so much on this blog
inovation-hell lousy
grammer-even more lousy
(this is one lousy post that when readers read we suspect their I.Q or even if they have one. And please note that if you want to tag as an anonymous please use better name, a name that one doesnt understand does not make you cool.And i dun understand it btw.)

P.S im not saying my english is good. But just keep in mind that you would want to make your tag nicer reading wouldnt you?And not some stupid anonymous tagging some retarded words.

2006-11-21T21:58:00.000-08:00

i have just wonderfully pon ed tis morning~~
so this is why i can blog now. rejoyce!
and i just discovered something today.
its being about 5days since i stepped out of my house.
a great accomplishment i say.

oh well theres nothing polictical and anything happening around me.
nothing to say, nothing to insult, nothing to scold.
Anyway im going to America tommorow!
and get guns poke into my nostrils and terrorist bombing the toliet i used?
hell no.

anyway can sumone tell me how much does an apple mini cost now?
cause my mp3 is pratically a piece of junk
with beautifully fitted background noise and the power to turn off when touched.
its time to get a new one. and mind u my handphone can only store 3 songs.
which is pratically isnt enough to store shit.

P.S anyone fancy a happy meal? cause i heard theres gonna be a new burger.
or maybe they should just change it to a char shao bao or macdonalds make up package.

P.S-P.S seriously dun you just hate people who does fucking irritating act and act like not their tai chi? gosh i hate it.

P.S-P.S-P.S p.s-p.s means post script de post script and so on and so fourth. pls do not get confused. Gosh i am getting addicted to this p.s things.

2006-11-19T06:26:00.000-08:00

did u watch tv?
oh yes i did.
and i saw xiaxue's new tv show Girls Out Loud advertisment
and i thought about her blog.
so bloggers does become famous enough to be a star.
i shall become one too.
:) the famous blogger of i-saw-u.blogspot.com

gosh stop dreaming.

2006-11-17T22:26:00.000-08:00

Wow i just came back from my chalet.
Ok maybe not just. but yesterday!
haha. yesterday to me wasnt really counted a day cause i slept the whole day.
anyway im suppose to blog bout my chalet :)
kind of sad huh. 1Js last class gathering.
im starting to feel the warmth of my class. a little too late i guess.
lol scarly nxt year we all same class again. so spare me the mushyness.
Lets get back to the topic.

Day 1.
checking in...
played arcade. and wasted my money on the street basketball shoot out.
which i obviously had no talent in it.
mostly had our x box racing game and of course pris favourite winning eleven.
MAKE WAY FOR THE DRIFTING KING!-crash racing game.
After all who said drifting will make u 1st. nope i didnt say tat.
Blind mice :D i was kinda talented in tat i guess.
i tink it was rather stupid.
playing in a rather lighted place which i can see the ant like 10 metres away.
fortunately the mices i suppose to be blind. with of course a blind fold.
after dat played the grabed by the ghoulies. which i thought was rather retarded.
who said retarted games cant be hard. we kinda got thrased up by the retarded grim reaper and the mummies.

Day 2.
started with elenor waking up me and me waking up the rest. kind of like a chain reaction.
trust me. u wouldnt like the feeling.
then came people swarming into the rooms playing x box or watever.
went to wild wild wet. got my self dam wet. obviously.
went back. interacted with our class and then got ready for our BBQ.
trust me. we suck in starting a dam fire. maybe there should be a class in starting a fire. oh well.

Notice the match sticks and the amount of fire starters in that pile of charcoals.
Kind of like a rubbish dump on fire.

20 minutes later :/

If not for Charis father. the satay paradise would definately be non existance.

They dun really look that nice cause its raw. but it was really yummy.

yup tats all for the bbq . it did not really last tat long. but i was full like hell.
Then we played x box all those.
And then blind mice again. Charis being the blind mice i guess after she was blind folded her brain went hay wire and she pounced onto the bed, not knowing she was at the edged. rolled down the bed and of course. BANG
tried not to sleep dat night.
and i sort of turned into a lifeless zombie.
anyway it kinda ended the fun then. it was fun.
so... TOO BAD FOR THOSE WHO DIDNT BOTHERED TO LIFT THEIR ASSES INTO THE CHALET. it was dam fun for ur information. except for the lifeless zombie part.

Day 3.
it wasnt a really long day.
but we played till hell in the morning.
josephine throwing mash mellows around.
me and charis looking at the pictures of grace looking retarted.
and we snatching the camera from grace trying to delete them.
And not forgeting the barneys sing along section in front of the tv.

anyway it kinda ended in a way i and the 1jayians will nvr forget.
Gosh im getting mushy. oh well.
me the 1jayian. forever.

2006-11-14T06:47:00.000-08:00

0.o im a frequent blogger huh?
As in seriously.Besides blogging i have nothing to do.
using the comp, watching the television 24 hours longs.
Burn the books!Kick the teachers ass!

Watched convenent today.
Thats not a bad thing for ur information according to the dam fast pacing world, which has no place for stupids.
and please seriously. For those who dun feel like going out with their waiting frens just fucking hell tell them tat u dun hell feel like going out and stop making us wait.
SOO YUN XUAN If ur reading this blog obviously im talking about you.
delaying our waiting time to 3pm
then later she beutifully said that she was fucking tired and dont feel like going out.
EXCUSE ME DUN ACT LIKE NOTHING HAPPEN, BO TAI CHI DE WALK OFF LAH
TO HELL IS THE FREEDOM OF YOURS.

And for the sake of the calmness
please do not remind me that im gonna wake up early in the morning
looking like an zombie with black eyes and comfirmaly shouting a rain of fucks at the sun who raised soooo early
8am may seem dam early to u but it definately isnt enough for me.
and of course not forgeting the 3 hour long SYF ED practise.
Oh gosh im seriously not saying that it suck. (although it does.)
for those ed members who read that
seriously i bet you feel the same.
And what am i talking.
people dis days dont read blogs. they just tag
and i think blogs arent called blogs for nothing :)
So come on read the dam posts i highlighted this sentance for a reason)
and lastly.

To hell for the retards who invented the clock.

P.S As heard from fat jo. ma bu sounds so dam wrong. please stop it. And please thank God that i did not wrote Fat jo in my link so as to give you as much face as u need.

2006-11-12T17:48:00.000-08:00

here i am posting again.
stop the celebration and cheers.

everyone who read this blog i shall tell you that 1J is going to have a chalet.
and we are proud of it.
so dam freaking proud.
Our first gathering in the whole year!
For further imformations please call me or jaycelyn.
Dont bother if you are not a 1jayian
Oh well incoming calls are free for me.
Its gonna be fun. trust me. imagine uncouth babarians jumping on their beds eating raw meat.
yup tats gonna be us.

Oh yea. regarding the little poor girls getting their feet stuck into the escalator because they wore a crocodile shoe? Oh gosh what did i warn you bout huh?
sacrificing your style and appearance for comfyness and now your big toe.
not worth.
i bet the crocodile company casted black magic onto the shoes to make sure it falls into the escalator.
black magic caster or watever you call them are so advance this days.
they noe wat an escalator is.

2006-11-09T06:09:00.000-08:00

Oh dear. im geting so fucked up by my computer.
i must have been loading junks into it.
hello? computers are like so not suppose to hang or get laggy
oh ok...maybe at times but sure not at a stupid time when im going to kill sumone?

and after my years of experience i seriously should decide to
start a computer company.

The best computer in town. co

1. the anti virus computer.
oh boy oh boy. hearing the name is great huh?
no more viruses, no more stupid fucked up trojan bloody horses
what more can some one ask for?
not until....playing a game half way and a scheduled scan appear
oh Gosh. that sure would cut half of ur ram huh?
What more can one ask for?
After all we are the best computer.co

2.The bloody 30-minute-set-up computer
Some may love it some may hate it.
This bloody computer will allow your need for time to come true.
Clicking on the account button waiting for another 30min to set up isnt it just time wasting?
however. This may just be an solution to all employees who usually get so fucked up by their bosses. By telling them your computer is setting up and making use of that time to...lets say throwing darts on you boss self taken picture. Isnt that wonderful?
And or course. we do sell the programms to improve the computer to another aditional 1hr set up. PLUS including some free darts and a photoshop.

3.The hanger
what do i have to say?
Using the comp will no longer be a leisure.

face the bloody facts. Computer hanging cant be a good thing.
Maybe nasa should just abbandon their finding aliens project and just research on how to prevent hangs and bloody hell wasting my time.
Or maybe if the producers of power rangers could stop doing making humans change into retarted forms and killing retarted monsters and contribute in the research.Its not like power rangers are my enemy or what. Because i bet after saying this you sure would agree with me.
power rangers just had a new series.
oh yes... you heard it right. power rangers are back.
After just a new series appeared another one appeared.
the lamness of man kind. you just cant imagine it.

it kinda killed my boring time anyway. maybe i should become a sales manager? How bout that huh?persuading some poor customers to buy the stupid computers.
Oh yea. blogs suppose to be about my personal life.
My very own Personal life?
yesterday i bathe. brushed my teeth, slept.
...
Gosh. that was just what i needed, a time table for my life.
i hate time tables. Getting your life controlled by a piece of paper?
God could create human for a better reason.

P.S For those going to the chalet no matter staying or just a day.
please spend the precious one minute going to jaycelyn blog and read. A minute wont kill you. unless you see her pict and die. i dun blame you. oh yea. my blog does not have her links as it is wonderfully and timefully UNDER RENOVATION :D

2006-11-07T02:25:00.000-08:00

My very 1st pet :D

2006-11-04T06:30:00.000-08:00

im back to blog.
finally.

Lifes such a show.
drama mama are just peoples in mask
wats the use of acting with sum fucking mask on ur face?
get it down dudes.
discover the life of ur own you.

oh yea.
i saw a guy wearing this business suit and a crocodile shoe.
its like wtf la
ruining the appearace of his suit
oh. How it clashes!
go and die la.
hello?
tat shoes were meant for the clowns company.
not for humans.

oh God the ugliness.
sumone kill me.

2006-10-28T06:36:00.000-07:00

杨丞林~~
杨丞林~~
杨丞林~~
杨丞林~~
杨丞林~~

omg.
U GO GIRL!
ok. im getting into a rainie frenzy.

SHE WON THE FREAKING 新人奖!!
oh yea u so deserved it.
rainie power!
and nowelle went to the 排行榜
she called me to let me hear rainie singing live.
thxs :D i was like crazy liao can.
wait. let me cool down 1st.
haha. she rawks.

sum pictures.

2006-10-22T00:26:00.000-07:00

Today is Sunday~~~
wahahah
tuesday is hari raya...
Merry hari raya puasa!
... tat sounded like some kind of inner thoughts =.=
oh well...
THXS KS
ur blog just spoiled my mood.
with the dunno wat winter tears and the song
cheer up dude. its like not u have 失恋 mah.

Sometimes. lifes just like an echo in the mountains
u stay happy and tink of it always, it will be reflected back to ur life
if u stay sad tinking of the sad memorys, dun expect to be happy.
Shouting u-are-a-idiot just reflects back to u.
so just live on the bright side.
words of wisdom as quoted from me.
wahahahahah

oh dream on.
haha. life is not as simple as u tink la.
but i tink watching 宫 is not a waste of my time.
its like a must-watch ou xiang ju can?

Cai Jing is cute and makes me wanna pinch her cheeks
Xiao Lin is bitchy but sumhow i sympatised for her
Lu is like my fashion icon
Xin is arrogant and unromantic. so i learn what not to do from him

but its like wah lau la.
i watched tis show.
and i felt tat singapore should have a royal family.
then i can be their fan.(only if the princess is pretty la)
and hopefully, the prince is my classmate or good fren.
thus meeting the princess :D
wahahah...dramma shit can?
i should go be a director la.
but seriously la.
dun treat tis kind of show too seriously..

oh yea...
the 1st full ou xiang ju i watched is xi jie shao nian.(west side story)
5566 act one.
and i was like p5 only la.
i rmbed i almost cried in the last few episode.
it was like so touching la.
the girl waited for the boy and the boy liked the girl
but the boy thought the girl like another boy so never appear.
but then after tat they thought they were brothers and sister so they
cannot get into relationships.
but in the end they got together.
:D

Signing off.
reporter cum director cum script writer xin wei.

2006-10-18T02:38:00.000-07:00

wahahaha.
ok im back to blog.
im like always so bored la....always going to blog than halfway dun feel like le.
but today... wAHAHAAHAH
i went to katong special school.
the students there are sooooo cuteee la!!
a little violent though....

hmmm today i just heard about a rat.
and his wrong doings...
naughty naughty rat...
must go home get whack on ass....

HAHAHAHA so funny la.

maybe he shld try looking at himself at the mirror.i

bet he 10days no appetite to eat cheese anymore

no..

make it 100days. including tat disgusting shit tat he eats everyday.

oh yea. im like so insulting mickey mouse.

mickey mouse like rawks and is cuter than him la.

Similarity: -1mil%

P.S if u want to scold me... no vulgars pls...cause it disgraces the rat family.

2006-09-22T04:39:00.000-07:00

looks like i have been bloging for like so many times tis week!!
wahahah anyway since im so bored i love to blog. haha.
today was so crap.
i droped the glass small bowl onto my feet
screammed like hell.
and i killed a cute little lizard in my room
unfortunately it took me 3 whacks to whack it dead.
died a cruel death by me.
im so srry little lizzy
i needed to do tat or i shall be staying at my mothers rm for
the rest of the night
anyway,
muahahahah.
i feel so strong...

ying liao la. todays friday!!
and u noe wat it means
its means, sleeping up late and watching liao zai for heavens sake...
feel like eating tang yuan leh..
the one with the peanuts.
u bite one mouth the peanut go
PSHHH PSSSHHH
woah shiok la.
getting distracted arh!
and i did alot of signature of ppls name!!

xin wei :D

rainie

karyn

and jay chou! wahahah my favourite

2006-09-21T02:01:00.000-07:00

haha ok.
im back to blog.
just did finish all my ezlink card and netts.
:D
yup, and i played audition sea.
quite fun
but too bad no yang chen ling song or not
win liao le...
wahahah.
anyway...

i
am
tired
studying
stupidmaths
asitissohardlikehell

staircase shape :D
lame
i saw a email...
laughed like hell. lol

Lee Bai's Poem (Chinese Version)
Chuang qian ming yue guang
Yi shi di shang shuang
Ju tou wang ming yue
Di tou shi gu xiang

Singlish (Phua Chu Kang) Version
Bedfront Moon Bright Bright
Think Is Floor White White
Lift Head See Moon Moon
Bow Head Miss Home Home...

(Ah-Beng Version)
Bedfront Orr Pi Sai
Think Think Go Pang Sai
Pick Up Tai Gor Tai (handphone)
BS While Lau Sai

(Osama version)
No friend at my side
Think think Bush will fight
Lift head but where to hide
This time when will die

(Bush version)
Can't sleep since that night
Think think where he hide ?
Bomb bomb friends will say I pai
No choice ask them go fly kite

its lame...

2006-09-14T17:23:00.000-07:00

Ding! DING!
*flash of light*
hi!!
im the angel of horoscope in tis blog.
lemme see...
*flips book*
virgo.

Your Element: Earth
Elements you click with: Earth + Water
Ruling planet: Mercury
Your colors: Brown, dark gray, navy blue
Famous people who share your sign: Mother Teresa, Sophia Loren, Sean Connery

Weekly Forecast for September 11, 2006,
Great writers do some of their most intense work by staring out the window. Major business decisions have been struck over slices of pizza. Monday and Tuesday, strive to get things done in a relaxing environment. Toward the middle of the week, you have no time for staring out the window or going out for pizza -- in fact, you have to strap yourself to your desk to finish everything. Friday and Saturday are downright frantic, and Sunday won't be very relaxing either. But if you can be flexible, that will prevent you from breaking. Don't break!

2006-09-13T07:08:00.001-07:00

RANDOM

Did/Have you ever....
Jump off of a moving vehicle?:	nope nvr. and i seriously wont want to try it.neither do you
Climb to the top of a mountain?:	mount faber counted?
Get bitten by a wild animal?:	dun have leh. who ask me so guai.
Dye your hair dark red, black, or blue?:	yup black.
Chew a pill you were supposed to swallow?:	i prefer chewing as it is sweeter :D
Lie to a substitute teacher about your name?lol:	nope. im a good boy
Spied on someone?:	i spied on my mother!
Been spied on?:	kena spied by my school's cctv
Kissed an insect? What kind(s)?:	eh fei hua. a girl smells like 10times better
Kissed an animal? What kind?(s):	my cute bear bear
Fed an animal directly from your hands? What kind(s)?:	tis is getting so INTERESTING
Cry at the end of a book/story?:	noped i always loved the happily ever after sentence
Think you were about to get shot/murdered?:	kena murdered by my mother have la
Fall off of a tall building?:	EH STUPID leh.
Jump off a roof?:	=.='
Been chased by a dog?:	dun have.
Believed in the tooth fairy/Santa Claus?:	a penny is too little.
Been on T.V.? How many times?:	nvr leh.
Been in the newspaper? A magazine? Book? Movie?:	i see my name. but its not me. sad.
Changed your religion? From what to what?:	freethinker to christian. whhee!!
Thought you were an anime/cartoon character?:	i always loved how garfield slacked
Been in love with an anime/cartoon character LOL:	mickey!
What things have you choked on so far?:	i choked on my saliva
Have you ever purposely eaten a bug?:	nope.

What is your average typing speed in words per minute(if you know)?:	chi bao mei shi zuo arh?
Do you believe Elizabeth Taylor really has violet eyes?:	whos tat
What color plate do you like eating off of best?:	green and light blue. cause it cost 1.90 only in sakae sushi.
How many best?friends have you had through out your life?:	hmmmm not sure.
What are your favorite hair/eye color combo?s on a girl? On a boy?:	black and white eye colour Find more surveys You've been totally Bzoink*d

From: you-know-who.

2006-09-13T06:58:00.000-07:00

*ding!* wahahaha. this blog has been blessed by me, you-know-who. forgive me, for i do not know why im so boh-liao x).

from: you-know-who. o.O. lol.. joking la =] im nowelle here =D a.k.a 馨馨天使。

2006-09-11T17:20:00.000-07:00

bloody boo.
mrs yeo is asking us to present sum lit shit.
and everyone is using the comp loh.
ying liao loh.
got sum ppl use msn loh...
ta ma de.
tis comp no msn. wahahha.

clement is trying to type shit.
charis is peeping.
yin soon is asking me to stop
jaycelyn is chewing bubble gum.
mrs yeo is nagging shit.
yi jing is paying attention...=.= wow.
i dun tink my group even did the powerpont.
who cares la.
jaycelyn got caught eating bubble gum le..
its about time
wahahha.
ta ma de.
jaycelyn we help u say so much shit and u confessed.
oh well.
放屁的人反过来受害
we got scolded for talking crap.
...
actually i tink im no more emo le loh.
EMO EMO.
watever.
mrs yeo is so lame la.
compliemnting group1 for their choice of colour
and the text size.
hahahaha shes siao.

yepp and i thought of writing my child past.
1. i always got stomach pain and my mama was
so freaking worried and brought me to all the clinic in the country
2.i played a ball liked automatic come out yoyo.
and had a permanent blue black on my
little finger.
3.i was very cute :D
4.i loved hiding in my cupboard and coming out
suddenly to scare my mother.
yup tats all!
cant tink of anymore le...
anyway,
LIFE IS filled with excitement.
bad one and good one.
No matter wat God will help u pass it.
so jia you.

2006-09-06T03:21:00.000-07:00

ok hi.
theres no more emo me!
wahaha.
i guess i just lost a fren.
but oh well whos cares.
i got plentiful more!!!
so must look on the better and brighter side of life!!
i guess its all overrr....
life must still go on rite?
i shall live for God, my family and my good frens!!
pooops.

haha. and karyn joined my family.
haha its really chao lame loh
it consists of,
bear bear , bobo, chocolate and moo moo.
haha.

i guess i would rather be a butterfly.
eat like shit when young.
slack alot when teenage years.
and fly gracefuly until i die.
i love butterflies.
i wonder if they noe wats love...
oh well. butterflies cant speak anyway.

2006-09-02T01:14:00.000-07:00

today sucks.
everyday sucks.

it seriously is so crappy.
i have to go see tat fucking guy lian se la.
wtf is wrong with u la.
pls dun give me tat
i-am-more-cute-more-shuai-more-sexy-than-you
look pls.
I dun care if u are
more cute more shuai more sexy or watever.
fuck.
just get off my freaking back
u bloody asshole.
and stop acting like ur some kind of big shot.
and pissing me day by day.

today it started off seriously sucky.
i took up my brush and found tat there are ants in it..
euuuuu.
and then i got some stupid lectures on my life
hello?~~~
its my life?
wat the hell...
i can do watever shit i want to do.
its like
none-of-ur-stupid-farking-business.
...
and i no need to folo ur
so-called-manly-act-cool attitude

and then karyn called me a hot stuff.
ok.
im laughing and trying to mantain my
cool and angry tone.

im getting pissed
day by day
oh well...
no one cares...
busy killing stupid ants who loves everything
including my toothbrush
and doing things i hate
the only good things is tat holidays are here.
no more stupid school to hide the inner me.

2006-08-31T04:54:00.000-07:00

just went to shps.
saw all my old frens.
...
xiang hui dao guo qu.
felt really chao bad.
missed my freaking old frens.
then i made up a chart of all my old frens
i did not see for like 3 months.

chloe
i rmbed tat i liked her like in p5.
grew more femine.
more suii too.

celestine
grew more preettty too.
nvr really saw her.
broke her arm.
bless u

janeal
crap. like no change de.

agnes
cut short hair le.
still as lame and crappy as ever.
wanted to shave off alll my hair...

wayne
still as diao as ever.
no more pai kia le...
very cute.haha.
really lah!!

jo-ann
grew more girly too.
tats good.
shes going to new zealand in 10 september
total sadness...

tats all i tink.
haha.
saw li lao shi. she asked me y my hair so long
haha then i dao her.

saw mr soong.
i 1st one zhao.
he scolded nowelle for a long fringe.
wat will he do to mine loh.

i missed my old frens!!!
shit... wished tat i could
hui zhuang shi zhong!!
dam it.
im not shen xian.
then i thought.
i lived in neither the past nor the present.
total chims.

my crush is wrong feeling i guess.
love wasnt so easy after all :(
i no longer believe in yi jian zhong qin le.

2006-08-27T18:16:00.000-07:00

haha...ok.
hi.
now is another acc lesson.
crap.
zhou lao shi is here again =.=
and my frens are doing the presentation ...
no one really cares.
so heck lah just blog lah.
about 1wk nvr blog le...
so im tired of looking at the same post...
haha.

...
alvin is beside me palying pokemon crater...
diao.

Saturday
oral...
die liao.
i was like....
wo xi huan hua wen ying wo wo yao xing wen.
haha...ok nvm who cares.

after day went to TM if nowelle...
took pict of her wearing the superman costume..
haha.
soooo cutee!!!
then we wanted to search for a big brown
10cm soft toy to hang on our bags.
then we found chip and dale!
the squirrels.
and then we decided not to buy it lah.
quite exp mah.

Sunday
Joyce khong and i talked on msn.
did my photo slide show.
and joyce was searching for
a song by yang chen ling...
after a long search i told
her tat it was
li xiang qing ren lah.
then it was the song..
yes congrats....khongy whong thongy

Today
i was busy shouting
for the people who nvr
hand up the
bloody lit paper...
dam lah.
i was like " hand up ur FFFAARRRKKKING paper pls..."
shouted tat like 10 times
then one person decided to hand it up...
fine...so i decided to heck care bout tat bloody paper.
common test...
fark fark fark.
i wrote a freaking lot of crap for the lit test.
repeated a sentence for at least...
3 times lah...
...
yong chen just saboed me.
f him pls.
ok nvm.
i survived.
and then i saw tat one of my frens ma'am
just scolded my fren on her blog for writing wat she thought.
its like wat the fark lah...
wats wrong with writing her feelings on her OWN blog lah.
some useless seniors.
ok but not all seniors are bad lah.
yes...
my seniors in ed rocks!
except some
yes tats wat i think.
fat ji zhen.
hahaha

2006-08-24T17:12:00.000-07:00

sia lah....
zhou lao shi dam clever lah.
he noe how to check the bottom bar of the comp.
so wat im doing now is chao dangerous.
hahaha. anyway.
who care bout him.

yesterday was really soooo lame..
yi jing was like.
the ghost extended their visa.
so they have a two months on earth.
i was really brave so that didnt freaked me out.
wahahaha.
BOO!.
and that fucking chai was like
"you like to laugh?run 11 rounds! u laugh means ok!"
then i was laughing at how he said it.
then i rmb wat yi jing said.
and then i thought he was the long lost twin of lucifer
hes going down after 2 months.
and i was thinking.
how much is needed to extend a devils visa.
10000 hell notes.
haha then i thought tat the hell notes
usually came in
1000000000000000 dollar.
haha.
then how they buy a cup of milo down there...
diao.
lol.

yup and i love yesterday the yesterday.
drama day!
wheepee.
my hair was like dam ahhhh bennng!
but i liked it.
wooot alex rawk in hair styling.
joels hair was like freaking cool too.
although it reminded me of
ultraman's wife.
and my frens said they cant hear me on stage.
so it was like.
wtf.
i was like shouting like shit loh.
...

planing to today eat sakae with some lollipop member.
yup yup.
must eat until siao.
must break the record of my brother eating 160 plates.
haha.
and im starting to get piss off in my class.
...
ok nvm must look on bright side.
eating sakae today.
yay.

2006-08-21T03:48:00.000-07:00

BOO!
...
hi.
i hate
today.
it is like so crappy la.
mr tan was like "conpound is a mixture blah blah blah"
and i was like,
cconnppounnd!!
hahahahaha.
then everyone stared at me.
so i went tooot tooot toooot
im purified...
haha it was like fuckkkk...
then nc come and extra extra again.
showed off her fats in front of us....
ahhhh puuuuuiiii!!!!

...
haha then i made some idiots.
sooo...
tooooot toooot tooooot you.
suckerrrssss.

2006-08-18T05:59:00.000-07:00

yup yup hihi
as u can see...
i have changed my blog skin to black!
muahahah

yup i find it nice and simple...
the only thing tat it cant read chinese...
dam it.

yea and i forgotten my tag password
so i decided to get a new one.
yup wo lao le!!
so tis time i recorded my user and pass for cbox in a notepad.
so clevverr!
i wanna change the side bars white part into nicer colour de loh
so chou

i bought a pants.
yay.
a 3 quarter de.
yay
looks very beng.
yay?
34 dollars.
booooo
but i like it :P
yay

2006-08-16T04:43:00.000-07:00

yay....38度C
congrats to...
chealsea,
grace,
jia yun,
charis,
me
and 1J

yup yup.....
moo mooo rawks.
wahahaha

My class some boys has attitude problem lah
wow....
insulting others is so fun la？
i tink u are 10 times worst then them...
so just...
you know...
F*** off :D
oh crap and i wanted to be a clean boy lah...

diao... and clement..
i am SOOOOO not bullying you
so just get ur facts rite and stop saying i bullly you lah =.=
u so big how to bully...

yup and i need to buy a 3quater pants....
dam ed play la...
have to wear its
sumore need to wear a BIG BIG chain...
act beng lah...
and im like so inocent and guai
oh yea come to tink of it.
Mrs ** ***
you suck.
yup
you suck.

wahahah

2006-08-13T17:47:00.000-07:00

diao.
yup hi
please read this post
cause tis is no crap.
wahahaha.

...
...
dun dao me pls.
...
*Dao*
...
...
wah lau lets play la....
*Dao*
*Dao*
*Dao*
*Dao*
..
...
...
...
*Dao*
*Dao*
*Dao*
...
...
...

watever lah...
dun want play if u le...
you zhi.

...
*Dao*
i WIN!!!
wahahahah

crap.

photo diary- outing at east coast park

2006-08-08T00:17:00.000-07:00

Whhheeee skating time!!

stomach comes first :D

yup yup we can see our checkpoint....the habour!!wahaha

tired clement

ouch

yepp no one will miss u =.='

ooooh i love rowing boats...

surfing! haha

mmmmoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

wheeeeeee

2006-08-05T06:56:00.000-07:00

yeppp!!
i am at home.
i was like stuck outside my house for 10min
then i realise my key was in my bag.
diiiiaaaooooo

wahahah yesterday was lame.
the loolipop gang went out except ks and anna =.='

wheeee pictures time. :P

2006-07-31T02:39:00.000-07:00

hmmm....today sucks...
i was like suppose to do a jian bao about bulliers haha.
yepp i wished i could just write
bulliers suck
haha but later teacher scold me.dun want to po huai my hao hai zi xing xiang la
so i decided define bullys
morronic craps who wants some freaking attention
yepp still too crude.
lol then i realise i cant write too much bad things.
cause im a freaking bully too.
yeppp sorry jason!! sorry for pinching ur cheeks and saying ur too fat wahhaha

lol.
i saw a cat staring at me while going home
i think it fell in love with me.
yi jian zhong qin.
im attractive after all!

2006-07-29T08:39:00.000-07:00

hihi everyone. Wo hui lai le!! lol. went to Makan Sutra Eating bay to eat
the top prize dinner Venecia won haha..
yepp yepp is not a posh restaurant but a cofee shop wahahah!!
free flow of drink :D

Yuck i hated the muscells lol...Nowelle was like " wow they are so yummy try them" so
i tried them...
*puke* euuu it tasted freaking shit
crispy though :D but tasted fishy haha

wahah i shall tell me muscell story in a long form wahah:D

One fine day , xin wei and his friends went to eat dinner.After serveral dishes, the muscell dish came in. "Looks yummy" i thought. "oooh yummy" said nowelle. And i was like "eating raw oyster can make a man stronger in...A hem...u shld noe :D" and i took the 1st step to my clam.

BOOOOO!!! (If u dun suffer from myopia, there isnt any meat inside T_T)

ITs ok...shi bai shi cheng gong zi mu rite?...

WHEEEE...wait wats tat green thing? OMG A PEARL!!! yepp a very green one...
looks real so i named it delux xin green pearl.
brought it to the jewelery shop...
they told me tat is was a lime.
i was like so freaking pissed and insisted tat it was a delux xin green pearl which was the only green pearl in the whole wide worlds...

And tat freaking shop keeper squeezed my delux xin green pearl.
juice came out and soon it was out of shape.
SAD.

yepp and tat was the sad story of Xin Wei and his pearl.
sad ending wahahah.
ok if ur clever to guess it
ITS FAKE
tricked u rite? And u as the moron really believed me =.='
no brainer haha.

ok watever lemme carry on with my dinner post...actually it was all going so normally when meng hao started his sick jokes XP
dun wish to explain wat was it.
but i yx and hx just felt so lost.
we were TOO innocent i guess :D

Oh yea!! the view there was very nice!!

Nice rite? haha and yx was like wanting her future
boyfriend to bring her here in the future as she tinks here is romantic....
=.=' and i just found it crowded and boring.
yepp and i even found my ah mah house more romantic wahaha.
NO offence arh yun xuan

Oh yea...and during the way to the coffee shop.
Nowelle agreed to be my Fashion counsulten
haha she was like keep wanting me to buy a freaking expensive levis jeans haha
she was like trying to explain to me wats low cut jeans
and i was like blah blah blah wat in the hell are u talking bout
guess i wasnt fit to be cool :(
lol so i just shut her up and told her to go shopping with me in the future.
Yun xuan heard tat and she wanted to be fashion consulten too...
i was like so afraid tat if she was my fashion consulten (or watever it is spelled)
i would be dress like the nxt william hung =.='
euuuuuuuu
so i just asked her to be nowelle consulter wahaha

P.S i buried the remains of my delux xin green pearl...
sumhow i still think tat it was a pearl

Your 1 min :D

2006-07-27T17:16:00.000-07:00

hello...
hi again
u have just wasted
ur
1 min
reading tis type
of
lame
post
as
my
dam
teacher
is
busy
teaching
the freaking
acc
cheng yus
and here
i am
preventing
standing
up
as
my
acc
teacher
just
caught jaycelyn
and charis
in my blog :D

eerrrmm??i tagged?

2006-07-27T03:10:00.000-07:00

helllloooo... haha im back again... okie going to update wahah..

oh yea and i just read my friend blog...
i am so freaking
pisssssssssssed
off with him...FAKES
Be wat u are...people like you for WAT u are...
so those chao act de hor...i tink u go fan xing yi xia loh...
and if people like you for wat u act...seriously just siam la

OK say finish le...shuang daooooo. haha my way to destress =.=' scold ppl wahahahah
HAHAHAh yes yess....if u read my tag bored
i am like soooooo not Betty nor xiao qiang the cockroach....haha
hahahaha....cute nia.
Grace is Mary
Charis is Molly
Jaycelyn is Lucy
Yi Jing is Susie

Oh yea!! who is Guess me guess me... haha so fun i and karyn was like detective work
trying to find out who the hell he is...
Yea and he warned my tat i was like taking my friends for granted...
omg do u even have a brain?
Just open your eyes and see la..
shit head

Heloo

2006-07-26T22:28:00.001-07:00

Waahhaah im back...
dun bother reading tis
cause
im have noting
to
write
because
tis
is
very
sercretive
with
my
dam
teacher
trying
their best
to
catch
me
doing
tis :D

俊扬演唱会！

2006-07-15T08:02:00.000-07:00

just came back from jun yang concert!! wahahaha..leg so suuuannnn! Stand for 1hr nia lol...its was worth it la. first time go concert lol. seriously i tink tat it wasnt even a concert la. a mini concert?at a pub.lol so squeezy!! kk i very sad la nvr get to qiang his poster which he threw down haha =.=' so i decided to video him as a souvenier haha... its very blur la...but beta then nth mah :D haha and btw the song is L O V E :)

harlo everyone!!

2006-06-26T18:39:00.000-07:00

Harlo!!!我回来了！！haha......sho long nvr blog le....k la paiseh....chao lazy haha....nooo!!i busy!!!watching naruto.....haha....i support Hinata!!!!she rawks nia....haha i support the forg boss also!!his soooo powerful la hahaha.K la dun talk bout naruto le...haha say bout on last friday we went to east coast park ...i kiat shing yun xuan joyce and karyn went to east coast park then after riding bicycle and watching ks and joyce falling down on the rock sand area which made me laugh like hell....we went to orchard road!!!haha went to heena and sg plazza haah... sg plaza was nice la....lol mainly because got the 9.33 爆昌会！lol got tank, guang liang all tis star haha....but too bad fatty shing had to go home before the concert started....uuuugghhhhh really wanted to watch it!!

P.S lol i risk my life telling u bout the falling down incident......so u gotto thank me k?!

my passing days...

2006-06-20T21:02:00.001-07:00

wahahahha....我又会来了...刚刚发现有些人还没 re-link 我 loh...快点啦...Yea....我blog shuaicooljay out of operation le....不要去了...Today blog wat neh?lol dun want use chinese le la....type so slow....sumone sound so china hahahaha~~sian....yesterday kena mother nag like siao...心情好失落喔！eh mama.....actually i got do homework one k?!lol like reading the stupid 水浒传loh....and the boring To kill a mocking bird loh...haha actually to summarise to kill a mocking bird is simple....Just Load, Aim and Fire.......好冷.......haha....siiiaannn no more 内容了...oh yea....lets all pray tat holly will not be gone so early k?

P.S Eh Alvin...nxt time play lan u wont be so lucky anymore muahahah...im learning how to farm...bwahahahahahhaha then my drow will be invincible!!

lol no more 黑色幽默 thingy le....
should try to change to 楊丞琳 song le....
i support her k?!

Me 4eva~~@!

2006-06-19T13:26:00.000-07:00

绝对super camp!:

YOYO!! 我回来了！从 camp 回来了... 好累喔！四 tian 五 night leh...每天睡七个小时了...cannot 自然醒 loh...sumore 要 tahan kiat shing 的 snoring loh...haha...坏的不要在想了吧！想好的...喔,我想起 Chin Hee 扮如花... *吐* 好想不想偏偏想如花... dots la!! 想到了！BBQ~~woooott!! haha...Wayne 是 Mr Muthu the satay seller....Abner 是 Mr Seng, Mr Muthu business rival....hahahahah 好坡喔。

P.S 那些在 ED ACT 3 的要加油喔！

黑色幽默，
是不可取代的

就是你